Vitriol
© 2002 by Andersen Silva (12-2-02)

I could stay here, but could I truly fit in?
  My weary heart and head are filled with strife.

The older one gets, the faster time seems to fly. Such has been my experience, anyway... Another year almost over, and a new one about to begin.

It was, on the whole, a good year, too. I managed to see several great shows, including Dave Barry and Stephen King performing with the Rock Bottom Remainders, guitar legend Les Paul and his Trio, old friend Mart Rivas and his new band, and my two favorite female singer/songwriters, Aimee Mann and Tori Amos. I had the good fortune to attend the Tori show in the company of a lovely redhead (no, not Tori herself ;) and McCall and I had an enjoyable day. I took a mini-vacation in Boston, one of my favorite cities so far. I watched the fireworks display on the Fourth of July laying on a blanket with three young women: woo-hoo! My computer setup expanded; while I still do most of my work (and play) on the iBook, I now also have three aging but still useful Power Macintoshes, a really aging Commodore 128 (hey, I'm nostalgic), a Wintel PC, for my masochistic side... and a Sun SPARCstation 5. That's right, Ozzy's finally going to get his paws on that Solaris workstation he's been dreaming about for years. I've got to prepare it, though. With my old Underground Giraffe collaborator, Steve, I resurrected Foogar as a Web site, though that seems to have disappeared, as has Steve.  ?  I had two of my recordings, "For Dana" and "Blond on Blonde," included on two separate compilations. Oh, yes, I got a promotion at work, to MIS manager. I moved in with one of my best friends, Barbara...

...and early next year, I'm moving out again, and moving in with another of my best friends, Jon. Yes, the nomad is shifting domiciles again. Heh-heh... Why? Well, I first suggested the idea of living together over three years ago, but Jon didn't feel that it was a good time for him to do so. When I moved out of Nutley this past August, he still wasn't quite prepared for an apartment. And now he is, and we both still feel that we'll make excellent roommates. Neither of us sleeps much, we like a lot of the same music, we're both artistic left-handers... and have I mentioned that we're the members of Not An Exit? That's right, we might actually be able to increase our recording rate above three songs per year!

So, Ozzy and I will be taking up residence in yet another location. But it won't be before March; I'm not going to move in frigid weather. Besides, we need to actually find an apartment first. And we have to get it right the first time, 'cos this one has to be my last move for a long, long time. At least until I turn 38... Poor Chloe. I'm sure she's going to be heartbroken about Ozzy leaving.

But enough about me. Wow, I'm glad I've never been forced to resign for referring to Dubya as a moron. I'd have been through several jobs by now.

OK, how 'bout we put Maskhadov in charge of the Israelis, Arafat in charge of the Russians, Putin in charge of the Palestinians, and Sharon in charge of the Chechens? Can't be any worse than what we've got now...

Wow, I'm not especially fond of beauty pageants, either, but I've never spilled blood over it. Yikes...

Hey, I finally had a chance to watch "Monk" on ABC, and I have to say I liked it. 'Course, not hearing that accent took a little getting used to... Last night's "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was very funny, too.

OK, time to get to bed, and let my body work on fighting back whatever it is that's making my throat all scratchy. Goodbye!
  - A


April 2004 - The real final Vitriol, Howard Stern, Dubya, etc.
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March 2004 - Dining out with my baby, Virtual PC, and the end of Vitriol... or is it?
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February 2004 - Two weeks between jobs, three new songs, grabbing Panther by the tail
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January 2004 - Ice skating with Gina, sushi at my sister's wedding, war-riding, the pink slip
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December 2003 - Moving pains, goin' places with Gina, Christmas bells
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November 2003 - The looong month of October, finding an apartment, Ozzy's gone
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October 2003 - I'm in love with her and I feel fine, Boston, the Dalai Lama, apartment for rent?
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September 2003 - Andy, happy? it could happen!, taking time off from work, Ringo Starr, "Discworld," the blackout
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August 2003 - (W)here (M)ight (D)ose WMDs be?, gay marriages and the people who fear them, '80s metal bands, Computer Man to the rescue, Philadelphia freedom
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July 2003 - Boondocks.net is back!, rudeness on public transportation and elsewhere, "Hole in the Wall"
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June 2003 - Science fiction movies, where is Boondocks.net?, still no weapons of misconstruction...
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May 2003 - How 'bout them weapons of mass distraction, huh?, Def Leppard, Michael Palin, another Silva, wireless networking, and a damned good raspberry margarita
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April 2003 - They're still French fries, dammit!, a new guitar for Andy, music-music-music
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March 2003 - The buildup for, and the protesting against, war
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February 2003 - The destruction of the Columbia, the National Day of Poetry Against the War, hard and soft atheism, Pete Townshend, and the gift shop
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January 2003 - Christmas loot, "Swingin'," more war talk
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December 2002 - The year in review, moving again?!?, moving world leaders around, too
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November 2002 - "Scarlet's Walk" and Tori's penguin, jackasses, and killing in the name of...
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October 2002 - Boston, Aimee Mann, and Palpatine/Bush
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September 2002 - George Darius Bush and George Xerxes Bush
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August 2002 - Movin' out of Paisan-town, and far away from the Regal Beagle
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July 2002 - Church and state: you gotta keep 'em separated, Dubya still doesn't want to play nice with the rest of the world, John Entwistle's gone
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June 2002 - Movin' on from town to town, Dave Barry and the Rock Bottom Remainders
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May 2002 - Science fiction movies everywhere!, jail time for virus creators, Dubya finally learns to pronounce 'occupation,' Andy gets a promotion?!?
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April 2002 - Terrorism on both sides of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, people who don't interact with me or the Web site, "For Dana" to be released on a compilation CD
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March 2002 - Chip implants, the children of God and the followers of Christ commit murder in His name, ultranationalism American style
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February 2002 - Dubya says, "These pretzels are making me- ack!" Sharon continues playing Napoleon, and... the return of Foogar?
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January 2002 - Rob Zombie, Ozzy Osbourne, and other Christmas-related items, stealin' cars, karaoke!
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December 2001 - George meets his sweet lord, terrorists EVERYwhere!, Tomb Raider II finished finally, and the Segway, finally!
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November 2001 - Anthrax (the band), WSOU rocks - but for how much longer? and a minute of silence?
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October 2001 - Osama bin Laden and anthrax and the women who love them
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September 2001 - Governments and armies and the assholes who love them, more misspellings, and a large lack of feedback
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August 2001 - Dubya's isolationism, the Macedonians and Albanians search for peace the Israeli/Palestinian way, 2004 Olympics in Beijing
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July 2001 - Not the Sexiest Geek Alive, war (what is it good for?), murdering citizens American-style
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June 2001 - A dead hitchhiker, the Taliban, and an independent Senator Jeffords
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May 2001 - Joey Ramone's dead, and "Joey Ramone's Dead"
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April 2001 - Brazil (not the Terry Gilliam film), Dubya and carbon dioxide, Yugoslavia begins coming to its senses, Israel and the Palestinians still haven't come to theirs...
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March 2001 - New look for the Web site, upcoming vacation in Brazil!, the pig-headed Taliban, "Hannibal"
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February 2001 - Tomb Raider II, Dubya plays with his new toys, nature plays with El Salvador and India, and the inevitable Chechnya and Israel/Palestinians references
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January 2001 - Snow, a new year/decade/century/millennium, screen resolutions
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December 2000 - The iBook, "The X-Files," the Grinch, the pathetic turn of events in the U.S. elections...
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November 2000 - Got the iBook! the Village Parade, trouble still brewin' in the Mideast, the upcoming U.S. elections...
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October 2000 - Andy turns 30, the Middle East, the anniversary of the invasion of Chechnya...
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September 2000 - A random act of kindness, Great Adventure, new music, new iBooks?
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August 2000 - Palestine and the Israelis, Milosevic, Speight, and breaking the speed of light!
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July 2000 - Israel & the Palestinians, the missile defense shield, and (who'da thunk it?) Chechnya
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June 2000 - Um, Chechnya again, gun-totin' Charlton Heston, misspellings, and xenophobes
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May 2000 - Communism on the last May Day of the twentieth century, and Andy's life ("Don't talk to me about life...")
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April 2000 - Hold on, it's more Chechnya rantin', and an appeal on behalf of a friend caught behind red tape
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March 2000 - Hey, hey, Pinochet, Russia and China won't go away, "The X-Files," the American presidential race, and a prelude to vacation
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February 2000 - Again with the Chechens, and Elián, Pinochet, mp3.com vs. the recording industry, and snow
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January 2000 - Made it through January 1st, Syria and Israel, public transportation, and, er, Chechnya
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December 1999 - Indonesia comes apart, Chechnya (no shit), Seattle's burning, 'n Happy Xmas
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November 1999 - Halloween, my bad knee, Russians? in Chechnya?!? Buchanan and the Reform Party, NIN
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October 1999 - Hurricane on the East Coast, earthquakes in Taiwan, Turkey, and Greece, and Apple Computers
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September 1999 - I'm not getting you down, am I? I'd hate to think I was getting you down...

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April 1999 - the return of Vitriol, Kosovo, a foreshadowing of the Russian invasion of Chechnya (!), and Libya

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September-November 1995 - the Underground Press Conference, a co-worker bites the dust, Rabin really bites the dust, Remington Bond, Win95, and the Sex Pistols
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August 1995 - the death penalty, the V-chip and violence in pop culture, and "TV Nation"
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June 1995 - Oklahoma City, 'zines, "The X-Files" and "V.R.5"
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March 1995 - I'm sick!, the space program (ha), alt.zines, "Star Trek" and "Voyager"
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February 1995 - the very first Vitriol! Newt Gingrich, political correctness, media overkill, Howard Stern, the Apple goon squad?
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