"All Aboard the Jailbreak Train"

© 2010 by Andersen Silva

If you've got an iPhone, or an iPod Touch,
     And you've done the jailbreak thing, hacking it and such,
Heed this word of warning from the iPhone Dev Team:
     Hold off on Apple's updates, unless you want to scream!

CHORUS:
Your device is back in jail!
     You really fell for it, huh?
I hate to use the word 'fail,'
     So I'll use the word 'duh.'


The iTunes update wipes your custom apps right out.
     mame4iphone's gone, no matter how you shout.
WinterBoard, Cycorder, OpenSSH, too;
     And if your phone was unlocked once, I've got some news for you.

CHORUS:
Your device is back in jail!
     You should've listened, but no...
Don't send the Dev Team E-mail,
     They just don't want to know.

So don't download from iTunes when new updates appear;
     If you do, you'll soon want to kick your own rear.
Leave well enough alone, and just wait for our team
     To do that voodoo that they do so well, it seems.

CHORUS:
Your device is back in jail!
     You really fell for it, huh?
I hate to use the word 'fail,'
     So I'll use the word 'duh.'