"Frendy Tucker"

© 2006 by Andersen Silva

She's a frendy tucker;
     She shouldn't be wearing hip-huggers but she is!
Torturing that denim,
     Making all the guys who pass say, "Gee whiz..."

CHORUS:
You think that you're so hot, you think that you're so cool,
     But if you're a frendy tucker then you're nothin' but a fool.
Think for yourself, don't let them tell you what to do!
     One day you'll realize that you've got to be you.


He's a frendy tucker;
     You could fit another tucker inside of those jeans!
And the sideburns are so '70s,
     Might have inherited them from his daddy's genes...

CHORUS

Laugh at the frendy tuckers;
     But spare them some of your sympathy!
They're oh so superficial,
     But they could still become human potentially.

CHORUS:
You think that you're so hot, you think that you're so cool,
     But if you're a frendy tucker then you're nothin' but a fool.
Think for yourself, don't let them tell you what to do!
     One day you'll realize that you've got to be you.

Don't be like them; be like yourself.
     In the end, you'll find you can count on no one else.
Fashion is a joke, taste is subjective,
     And following along is just no way to live.


Don't be a frendy tucker,
     Don't be a frendy tucker,
Don't be a trendy fu-