A cat (a lapcat, perhaps?) and Little Red Riding Hood
Bullwinkle, not a crook
"Did I happen to mention I'm in showbiz?"
Bullwinkle gets a little tail
"Hey, Rocky, I guess I am all thumbs!"
That's a little better...
The moose and the farmer's daughter (stop me if you've heard this one)
Office Depot: three days without an on-the-job injur- oh, crap.
That's gonna leave a mark!
Rocky and Bullwinkle