Extreme Close-Up Guestbook

It just gets weirder and weirder... and weirder. Scroll down to read the guestbook entries, or click here to view the really old guestbook.  :)

9/7/06 2:39 PM
Shawn
From: a very happy place

Reason for existence:
to be adored by all

Comments:
Happy Birthday to me!!!!!
9/4/06 6:26 PM
Flash
From: Exit 98

Reason for existence:
Opposing Ming the Merciless

Comments:
As it is September now, will we have a make-up WotM plus a new one? Or just a new one?
9/1/06 7:29 AM
KIM (MIZCREE8TIVE@YAHOO.COM)
From: NUTLEY

Reason for existence:
TO BOTHER ANDY, AND LEAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON

Comments:
VERY PRETTY WEDDING PICTURES! VERY PRETTY BRIDE (FABULOUS GOWN)! GOOD LUCK TO YOU BOTH!
8/28/06 11:12 AM
Marlin
From: Exit 98

Reason for existence:
Proving that I am not a space alien

Comments:
Please don't use words like 'fixed' unless you are really specific about what is (allegedly) being fixed.
8/27/06 11:03 AM
Marlin
From: Exit 98

Reason for existence:
Meow...meow...meow man!

Comments:
When did Rhonda turn into Kerri?
8/26/06 7:35 PM
you know who

Reason for existence:

Comments:

8/14/06 8:00 PM
Andy, the Computer Man (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Lyndwurst

Reason for existence:
Stuff.

Comments:
If only... C'mon, let's post in here! If the filthy spammers out-post us, then the terrorists win! Or something.
8/13/06 2:11 AM
lingerie (lingerie@lingerie.com)
From: <Default>

Reason for existence:
<Default>

Comments:
Hello there! Just want to say that I find your site enough interesting for me. Usefull information and all is good arranged. Thank you for your work. I will visit your site more ofter from now and I bookmarked it.
6/16/06 9:28 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
Sulking

Comments:
Why are you not posting new pix in the Gallery? Some of us have limited outlooks on the world.
6/12/06 8:50 AM
KIM (MIZCREE8TIVE@YAHOO.COM)

Reason for existence:

Comments:
YEA, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT ANDY. EACH GENERATION IS GETTING SCARIER! LOL
6/6/06 6:06 PM
Andy (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Lyndhurst, NJ

Reason for existence:
Keeping valuable oxygen from reaching your lungs

Comments:
Awww, how touching; one of the filthy spammers is sorry that I have a lot of spam. Oh, and Kim, I don't think we were ever as scary as the people at the Pub Saturday night.  =-O
6/6/06 12:39 PM
Vanek (im-a-filthy-spammer@gmail.com)
From: None

Reason for existence:
None

Comments:
You have a great site, but I'm so sorry you have a lot of spam :-(
6/6/06 11:43 AM
it's me!!!! Kim!

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Andy - we used to be THOSE scary people.....LOLOLOLOLOL
5/1/06 2:02 AM
eileen miller (albionave@bellsouth.net)
From: columbia south carolina

Reason for existence:

Comments:
I lived in Paterson, and on Albion Ave my whole life and I went to both churches, now I do not attend any, who are you?
4/16/06 8:11 PM
Meri (angel0fnight81@aol.com)
From: my room

Reason for existence:
for other people's convenience

Comments:
I want to cut the wires then take it outside and back over it, set it on fire then piss on its ashes
4/5/06 4:18 AM


Reason for existence:

Comments:
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
4/2/06 4:09 PM
christy hardin (chrhar@burntmail.com)

Reason for existence:

Comments:

4/1/06 1:51 AM
Spinal Henge aka Joe Havasy (jebstuart63@hotmail.com _1863)
From: where the daemons dwelleth

Reason for existence:
Whose Organs Are They, Anyway?

Comments:
do you know the reasons why my eye spies pi in the dry sky?
3/9/06 3:17 PM
Carol Clark (Carol Clark@gmail.com)

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Hello admin, nice site you have!
3/9/06 6:14 AM
Chloe
From: under the bed

Reason for existence:
To be put upon

Comments:
Twelve more days until Alex and Pagan go back from whence they came. And then I'll have the Panty Queen all to myself, and we can watch SpongeBob and play with rustly crinkly things and just have all the time in the world together.
2/17/06 7:33 PM
Frank Johnson (5083dwe@ishp-corp.com)

Reason for existence:

Comments:

2/4/06 10:30 PM
Kelly (DEVFAN2514@aol.com)

Reason for existence:
to keep the NJ Devils fan base alive :)

Comments:
Hi Andy!!!!! Just wanted to stop in and see whats new in your life. I checked out some of your photo gallery pics (very nice). Hope all is well with you. Hugs & Smooches!!!!
1/27/06 3:45 PM
Koshkitko (nosdsa@saddsah.com)
From: Koshkitko

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Very good site! I like it! Thanks!

1/18/06 9:19 AM
Anonymous (Anon@anonsysop.net)
From: Anonymous

Reason for existence:
Rubbies

Comments:
Andy Andersen GIVES THE BEST RUBBIES EVER!!!!!!
1/15/06 6:54 PM
Andy (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Jersey

Reason for existence:
I'll get back to you.

Comments:
Can you hear me now? Good.
12/10/05 8:27 AM
Jack. Lily, Tinkerbelle Hobie
From: The Computer Room

Reason for existence:
Ferreting things out

Comments:
Web access! Wheeeeee!
12/7/05 10:32 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
Confounding the Very Bad Cats

Comments:
No, its NOT Puerto Rico. The Very Bad Cats are in *my* house, sleeping on *my* furniture, trying to eat *my* food before using *my* box. Its not fair....
12/6/05 7:35 PM
Alex and Pagan
From: Our winter home

Reason for existence:
Being Very Bad Cats

Comments:
Dudes! This is bogus. When I heard we were going away for the winter, I was like 'Surf's up". Well I don't think we took 413 the Road to Happiness. As a matter of fact, this doesn't feel like Rincon at all. I have serious doubts as to whether this is even Puerto Rico. Gnarly, gnarly and more gnarly.
12/2/05 12:26 PM
kim
From: nutley

Reason for existence:

Comments:
I SAW THE NEW PICS AND I MUST SAY UNCLE ARNALDO DONE GOOOOOOOOD. LOLOLOLOL

HOWDY M'AAAAAAAAAAM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

11/29/05 9:17 AM
KIM! (MIZCREE8TIVE@YAHOO.COM)
From: NUTLEY

Reason for existence:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Comments:
FOUR OPERATING SYSTEMS AT THE SAME TIME!!! THAT IS GREAT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
11/28/05 7:32 AM
Steve (slackerdj@gmail.com)
From: MWise

Reason for existence:
to utter the phrase "Is It Five yet" until it no more can be 5 yet

Comments:
Christmas Lonely sounds great. You can really hear the difference with the 12 string.
11/23/05 11:14 AM
KIM (MIZCREE8TIVE@YAHOO.COM)
From: NUTLEY

Reason for existence:
SO ANDY CAN HANG MY UNDERWEAR FROM HIS MICROPHONE THINGY

Comments:
HAHAHAHAHHA THAT IS HYSTERICAL! I JUST SAW THAT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
11/14/05 6:27 AM
(margaretpalmiter@sbcglobal.net)

Reason for existence:

Comments:

11/13/05 10:41 PM
judyann (butterfly_girl_angel@hotmail.com)

Reason for existence:
driving ppl crazy

Comments:
hey stranger, how are things? I see you got a myspace account... I put in a request for you to add me. I will be in NJ dec. 4th for my bday the next day. will u be around? Maybe we can go to libby's
11/13/05 10:16 AM
Chloe
From: A Ferret Free House (for now)

Reason for existence:
Pouncing

Comments:
Are you suggesting that certain people should have chipped in more towards the Ovation? 'Cause that might infringe on the Cat Chow budget and we can't have that. As it is, I haven't been fed in daaaays...
11/7/05 7:36 PM
Claudia (mushublue@yahoo.com)
From: Claudia

Reason for existence:
Mom, Dad and the birds and the bees! :)

Comments:
Yo Andy! You ROCK! :)
10/31/05 8:06 AM
(web@free–•“i•ep–’erU–rg)

Reason for existence:

Comments:

10/23/05 9:01 AM
Michael A. (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Maybe NC in another year

Reason for existence:
I will figure it out soon, I promise!

Comments:
Hey mun! How are CD sales going? How far away are you from platinum status? I know it won't be long now!
10/13/05 12:21 PM
Lauren (little_loz96@hotmail.co.uk)
From: home

Reason for existence:
because of me

Comments:
I was born 2 di
9/26/05 3:29 PM
John Paul Cording (jpcording@mailworks.org)
From: Paterson, NJ

Reason for existence:
Can I fill this in after I'm dead?

Comments:
Andersen and I were rivals in grammar school, always trying to outsmart one another. Seems silly now. If you read this, hope all is well. Snaps to the internet for yeilding so many memories from a simple Google search.
9/16/05 6:05 AM
Shawn
From: in Utero

Reason for existence:
Huh?

Comments:
UncleAndy!UncleAndy!UncleAndy!
8/15/05 4:53 PM
Jay Springer (j2842965@erols.com)
From: Somerset

Reason for existence:
Whimsical Deity

Comments:
Congratulations on the ride. Hope it was all you wanted it to be.
8/9/05 10:28 PM
Chloe
From: the foot of the bed

Reason for existence:
Talons and fangs

Comments:
Those penguin pictures don't cut themselves out you know. Sharp implements are needed...not that anyone thanks the cat for using her claws.
8/9/05 4:42 PM
Andy-Andersen (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Microwize Technology

Reason for existence:
That's classified.

Comments:
OK, looks like the guestbook is working again... Woo-hoo!
7/18/05 8:30 PM
Valerie (luna8@optonline.net)
From: NY

Reason for existence:
um....

Comments:
Just checkin in! I'm working as a life coach now and just surfin the web looking for a publication to publish my "ask the coach" column! Made me think back fondly on the extreme. :) Hope all is well!
7/16/05 10:20 AM
Alex and Pagan
From: L'ville

Reason for existence:
Food, glorious food...

Comments:
Dude, for someone who waxes so lyrical (as opposed to waxing a board) about his SmartFone with camera, you sure don't post a lot of pictures. How about putting some photos where your words are? 'kay, I'm off to to the Shore to camp out on the nose and make some tight, meaningful turns. Later!
7/10/05 11:21 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
Getting 20 hours of sleep a day

Comments:
I really like your new song, but why haven't you written one about Cat Chow yet?
6/16/05 8:38 AM
Michael (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
I'm hoping to figure that out when I graduate MSU in May

Comments:
Wow! Next month will the one-year anniversary of the release of Joy in the New! Time just keeps on slippin'! If you have not already done so, I highly recommend picking up a copy!
5/27/05 9:23 AM
ashlie (child0fdeadora@aim.com)
From: pilly

Reason for existence:
to make people suffer

Comments:
hiii people whats i have no idai what this is but hi.
bye
5/22/05 11:47 PM
judyann (butterfly_girl_angel@hotmail.com)
From: pa

Reason for existence:
????

Comments:
Hey Andy, I'm going to call you soon. I need advice on buying a laptop, and since you no all about computers.... I thought you could point me in the right direction. What I want is a computer that i basically just need for the web and email and some word documents. But i want it where you could get on line through cingular service/ satelite and you dont need to be connected. I know there is like 2 cards i need for that. But i wasnt sure which brand gives me the best deal.
5/6/05 10:51 AM
KIM (MSCREE8TIVE@YAHOO.COM)
From: NUTLEY

Reason for existence:
TO BOTHER ANDY EVEN NOW AND THEN

Comments:
HI ANDY! JUST A HELLO TO YOU, GINA, AND EVERYONE! HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN AGES. SITE LOOKS GREAT AND THE CD IS GREAT. I LISTEN TO IT PERIODICALLY. HOPE YOU ARE WELL - SAY HI TO YOUR MOM, DAD AND GRACE. XOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
4/29/05 5:10 AM
mugu (muguj@aol.com)
From: lome

Reason for existence:
good

Comments:
i dey here oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
4/18/05 11:59 AM
JudyAnn (anna0512@ptd.net)
From: PA

Reason for existence:
?

Comments:
Hey Andy! Long time no talk! It seems from your writings that you are doing well. Email me, it would be nice to hear from an old friend!
2/18/05 6:22 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
It's not much of an existence if you ask me...

Comments:
I can spell my name too. And I didn't need a song to help ME learn it. Not that anyone wrote one for me. No one ever thinks to ask the cat if she'd like a song written for her...
2/12/05 11:38 AM
Babs
From: Babsyland Studios

Reason for existence:
Wafer thin mints

Comments:
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
2/8/05 11:02 AM
Alex and Pagan
From: Babsyland Studios

Reason for existence:
Surfing and chow time

Comments:
Dude! What's the big idea? The nice blonde lady was feeding us the right amount, and then you come along and close out a good thing. That is *so* uncalled for.
2/7/05 4:48 PM
Mike (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Too Humiliating to Tell

Reason for existence:
To wish I didn't have one

Comments:

2/7/05 4:01 PM
Jay Springer (j2842965@erols.com)
From: Somerset

Reason for existence:
God's Comic Relief

Comments:
Hi. Sending apologies from the Parents, for not being at home when you returned Barb's keys. Mom got them, and checked Alex, Pagan, and the evil one both Sunday night and Monday morning. They're fine (the cats) and hopefully, Barbara will be home today. Thanks much from the Springers!
1/14/05 8:57 AM
VAMP (ducky365247@aol.com)
From: hell

Reason for existence:
just peeking

Comments:
hey whats up????

....V

1/1/05 9:23 AM
Andersen (with an 'e') Silva (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Lyndhoist, New Joisey

Reason for existence:
It's something to do with laughter, I think...

Comments:
Merry 2005, everyone, and I wish you much joy in the new... year!
12/7/04 10:51 AM
Alex and Pagan
From: Our Winter Home

Reason for existence:
Food and surfing

Comments:
Dude! Come visit us. We totally miss jumping on your shoulder and perfoming the feeding dance. Its like, bogus, without you here. Plus, we're HUNGRY!
10/31/04 10:29 AM
Tay and Po
From: Vauxhall, London, UK

Reason for existence:
Showing our pesky tails who is in charge, for once and for all.

Comments:
We're other people's cats also! Where is our photograph? Oh, it isn't fair...
10/30/04 5:21 PM
JudyAnn (anna0512@ptd.net)
From: PA

Reason for existence:
there's too many to list... LOL

Comments:
Hey Stranger!!!! I know you're in love, but that doesn't give you the right to ignore your old friends! LOL How have you been? I finally got to see pictures of your girlfriend by searching through your web site. She is very pretty... and I'm so happy that you are finally happy! I knew it would happen one day! Maybe you guys can come to visit in PA some time.... theres so much to tell you. Email me! =-) HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
10/5/04 2:09 PM
brattt (dymonds1129@yahoo.com)
From: a far away place

Reason for existence:
not sure yet

Comments:
nice column.. made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...:)
10/2/04 8:04 PM
NIXZI (VANGUARDIA4U@AOL.COM)
From: VENTURA

Reason for existence:

Comments:

9/29/04 8:37 AM
Steve (slackerdj@gmail.com)
From: E Wiz of the Micro

Reason for existence:
to post on message boards

Comments:
Feliz Annversario, Amigo!
9/29/04 5:32 AM
Alex and Pagan
From: Coryell's Ferry

Reason for existence:
Surfing and the feeding dance

Comments:
Duude...Happy Birthday.
Are you done with that cake?
9/20/04 11:10 AM
Renee
From: COW COUNTRY

Reason for existence:
simply because/Why Not.......

Comments:
Hey that squirrel sure is cute...
9/2/04 6:55 AM
Babs
From: Babsyland Studios

Reason for existence:
Big Iron

Comments:
If Handy Andy can't fix it...it ain't broke.
8/14/04 10:40 AM
Mike (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
working on it

Comments:
The new album is better than I thought it would be. I highly recommend picking one up.
8/10/04 1:45 PM
German Social Worker (HeinzHelmutBathhausen@tmail.net)
From: German Social Worker

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Ist es Fünf Noch?
8/10/04 1:20 PM
Mario Fiolek (mfiolek@njcop.net)
From: Moonache, NJ

Reason for existence:
working until 5

Comments:
IS IT FIVE O CLOCK YET?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
8/1/04 8:53 PM
Vanessa (ducky365247@aol.com)
From: Venus

Reason for existence:

Comments:
1 picture.....you have 1 picture.....and I'm handcuffed to your bed. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
7/24/04 8:15 AM
Stephanie
From: Long Island City

Reason for existence:
Med Ed

Comments:
Are there no more party pix? Or did the effects of Drink2 blur them all?
6/30/04 5:33 PM
john and grace (jarlsb@aol.com)
From: mexico...again!

Reason for existence:
tropical vacations

Comments:
greetings from Isla Mujeres...
6/29/04 12:08 PM
kurt @ CollectiveSounds.com (kurt@collectivesounds.com)

Reason for existence:

Comments:
I checked out your website. Very cool.

http://www.CollectiveSounds.com

6/17/04 7:50 AM
Steve (stever@microwize.com.br)
From: Steve

Reason for existence:
ALEGRIA NO NOVO!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments:
Olá. Ouvi esse Silva de Andersen é muito popular em Brasil. Vila-Lobos maior de Heitor e Sandy e Júnior. Eu mesmo ouvi que o SKANK de faixa tinha oferecido Andy 60% de todos lucros unir-se seu grupo. Definitivamente não perca "ALEGRIA NO NOVO"!
5/31/04 7:54 AM
Elaine (naraelaine@ig.com.br)
From: Curitiba/Brasil

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Oi! Provavelmente voce não lembra de mim mas, sou sua prima e quero registrar que adorei saber sobre vc e de ver sua galeria de fotos, "nice".
5/5/04 12:28 PM
Yesika (do I have to write it?)
From: you know where

Reason for existence:
TO INSTILL FEAR AND SUFFERING TO ALL MANKIND

Comments:
Hey, it's also CINCO DE MAYO!!!!
time to eat, drink and get wasted....
5/4/04 8:01 PM
KaRiN SiMeOnE (skarin420@yahoo.com)
From: im a jersey shore grrrl

Reason for existence:
CHEEEEEEEEESSSEEEEEE!!!!!!

Comments:
nice site andy...loved checkin out the gallery pics...i was suffering from jon withdrawal...just gettin my fix! hehe...i think my favorite is the one of him with kiss makeup on and wearing a silver jacket! i almost fell off my seat laughing...let me know if you have any more incriminating photos! Rock on!
4/23/04 6:44 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
To not be fed

Comments:
Where are all my playmates?
4/23/04 6:43 AM
6

Reason for existence:

Comments:

4/20/04 4:18 AM
mizzandaztood (charcoal@pinoymusika.com)
From: bohol, philippines

Reason for existence:
nope...

Comments:
nope...just passin' by...i guess...
4/18/04 12:16 PM
Fortinbras
From: Denway. Or is it Normark?

Reason for existence:
Doing things other than thinking of reasons for existence

Comments:
My fellow Daewegians - I mean Norwegians,
Throw it all in the moat!

4/2/04 7:56 AM
Alistair Cookie
From: Sesame Street

Reason for existence:
Cooooooookies!

Comments:
Me want to pay respect to my late idol, Alistair Cooke. Me would not have great show like "Monsterpiece Theater" without him!
3/31/04 6:18 PM
Ernie
From: Sesame Street

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Hey, Bert!
3/15/04 5:37 AM
Rodney King (ouch@hotmail.com)
From: the City of Angels

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Can't we all just get along?
3/14/04 4:25 PM
Oscar the six toed cat
From: Catlandia

Reason for existence:
mousies

Comments:
wouldn't it be easier if humans were just plain nice?
3/12/04 8:27 AM
your own personal Jesus
From: somewhere...everywhere

Reason for existence:
love and peace

Comments:
Too many who claim to be Christians, often vehemently and with saliva flying and fists shaking, don't adhere very closely to the sound social philosophy attributed to Christ. Judgment, condemnation, and hatred are sadly all too common among the 'devout,' and President Bush appears to be no exception. He gives Christians, Texans, and Americans a bad name.
3/12/04 6:16 AM
Babs
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
Coding

Comments:
Hey T-Gar,
You are entirely correct - Bush and Co must go. However, please leave poor Jesus out of it. If Bush and Co really were Jesus freaks, they wouldn't judge, condemn and hate. If they would read the Bible instead of just thumping it, they would find Jesus hanging out with lots of ordinary people, not self-righteous and self-satisfied prigs. Oddly enough, Howard and Jesus have the same inability to tolerate hypocrisy - and thus more in common than Bush will ever admit.
3/11/04 3:22 PM
T-GAR the Incredibly ANGRY
From: earth

Reason for existence:
to be angry at the Dubya

Comments:
Bush must go. He must. If we value our freedom of speech, he must go. I have come to this conclusion because the god-damn religious right is threatening to take away my beloved Howard Stern. Now, I know what you're thinking: Eeeewww! Howard Stern is repulsive, childish, sexist, and racist. To those of you thinking that,I say you're wrong. You obviously don't listen on a daily basis like I do.Even if that were all true, the government still does not have the right to take him away from those of us who CHOOSE to listen to him.Howard has been doing the same act, repulsive or not, for over 20 years. He has clashed with those Jesus-loving FCC tyrants for years,and now it has come to a head. Why? Because he has started encouraging people to vote Bush out of office. Howard has offended the wrong people apparently, and is now in hot water. It seems that the media giant Clear Channel, is in bed with our President. They love Jesus as much as Bush does, and have summarily decided that Howard must be silenced because he is suddenly voicing his opinion over the airwaves to millions of loyal fans. They are afraid of little 'ol Howard, you see, because those millions of loyal fans will actually go out and vote this November and just might get rid of Dubya once and for all.The FCC (headed by Michael Powell, Colin's little boy.Nepotism, anyone?)is about to fine Howard once again over what THEY deem indecent. THEY seem to know what WE ALL want to listen to. THEY want to make our poor little ears safe from this "satan" they call Howard Stern.I have had enough of this bullshit. Wether you love Howard or hate him, he is being bullied by a small but powerful group of religious zealots who are waging a holy war against our freedoms.I implore you all, PLEASE get out and vote this November. What we choose to listen to , to watch, dare I even say read should not be dictated to us. Howard is simply the first target. He has little time left, apparently,and I urge you to listen to him and hear what he's been talking about and exposing. It's scary. Now,some of you probably hate him and may even be glad to see him being made an "example" of, but remember this: Your favorite shows may be next. Don't let the Jesus freaks dictate to you. We must vote these idiots out of office.
2/23/04 8:35 PM
Freedom (not invented yet)
From: Founding Fathers

Reason for existence:
To say hi to lovly

Comments:
Lovly, cops don't have any minds, that's why they become cops.
2/23/04 8:33 PM
Teeeee Gar
From: casa di salami piccolo

Reason for existence:
To give Enzyte a reason for existence

Comments:
My Baloney has a first name, it's "Pee", My baloney has a last name, it's "Wee!"
(name modified to avoid copyright and slander lawsuits!)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Attn: Webmaster, I'm sorry I had to do this, but I got a little s&t of T talking about his "baloney!" If you find this inappropriate in any way, feel free to remove it. I will not be offended or feel that my freedom of speech has been abridged in any way.

2/23/04 8:08 PM
Charlie (president@whitehouse.gov)
From: Scent of a Woman

Reason for existence:
I'll let you know, I'm currently at the crossroads

Comments:
Nah, but if I really were Charlie, I would have sold out those rich little "fraternity" faggots like potato chips in a snack machine without thinking twice! Then 10 years later when they're all working in McDonald's, I would drive by in my new Ferrari 512TR, and throw a bucket of grease on them. I mean after all what is it about them that is worth protecting? Come on, tell me, I'm listening!!!
2/8/04 10:36 PM
vampire boy (vampiro6667@yahoo.com)
From: pittsfield, Massacheusets

Reason for existence:
blood ,love and hatred

Comments:

1/31/04 10:48 PM
Tadeu (CSilver49@aol.com)
From: Florida

Reason for existence:
Do I need one?!!! To be or not to be... I be!

Comments:
Your long lost uncle from Florida - really enjoyed your poetry - could argue other stuff with you from here to eternity!
1/4/04 4:22 PM
Tosha (Oviedorocks@yahoo.com)
From: Oviedo,Florida

Reason for existence:
Music

Comments:
Hey Andy:) I still love your site!:) Sorry it's taken me so long to sign this. Keep up the great work sweetie *hugs*
12/27/03 2:50 PM
The Newlyweds (jarlsb@aol.com)
From: Baja Mexico

Reason for existence:
sun, fun and marriage (twice)

Comments:
aw...do we really have to come home...we want to stay and play in the Mexican sand...but I guess we¥ll come home for the presents ;)
12/4/03 5:31 PM
your sister (grace122003@aol.com)
From: a state of bliss

Reason for existence:
godiva...need I say more?

Comments:
down to single digits...it's the final countdown!! woohoo!!!!!
12/4/03 3:59 PM
lovly (mariepashea@yahoo.com)
From: illinois

Reason for existence:
2 fuck with all the cops mindes in my town

Comments:
i hate my life and it must end now
11/24/03 8:58 AM
KIMBERLY ANGELONE (KANGELONE@FOXANDFOXLLP.COM)
From: NUTLEY

Reason for existence:

Comments:
This is just a short memorial for my Ozzy. I was his Mamma and will forever miss and love that cat. He brought so much joy to my life for the 3 years we had together and I will love him and keep pictures all around. Anyone who was lucky enough to know him was blessed!!!! HE WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST AND FAVORITE CAT AROUND! I LOVE YOU, OZZY, SO MUCH!!!!!!
11/20/03 3:49 PM
Jaseph (jasephjasephjaseph@optonline.net)
From: Cleofton

Reason for existence:
chicks chicks chicks and dough

Comments:
Hey N.i.g.g.a.h. wazzhapnin?
Evah since u gone hi-class to Lyndhurst N.J.
wit all the rich foke ah be worryin that u sell out
on us N.I.g.g.a.h. Just like Tupac said, Ah no u "only
want real N.i.g.g.a.h.s" checkin out yo website.

When u die there gonna be an AndersenSilva Resurrection.
Ah'm callin that one right now!

Keep 2on fightin the evil Tranzit Empire.

Next time ah visit ah hope ah dont be hitin my Afro again
on your livin room doorway.

Peace out,
Yore B.I.G. N.i.g.g.a.h. 4 Life
Jaseph

11/19/03 9:28 PM
Valerie!!! (luna8@optonline.net)
From: New York

Reason for existence:
um, no reason, really!

Comments:
Good to see you are still kicking (and whatnot)! Congratulations on the apartment! Thanks for the update! keep in touch! :)
11/18/03 3:01 PM
Janice (paulj35@tiscali.co.uk)
From: Wrexham,North Wales,England

Reason for existence:
To spend money

Comments:
Andy, thanks for pointing me in the direction of your website. Your talent is wasted mate.
Get yourself an agent and hit the big time, as surely
"you're a hard act to follow"
11/6/03 8:05 AM
Chloe Clover
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
Purring

Comments:
Has anyone seen my futon? It disappeared last weekend.
10/28/03 11:39 AM
Debra
From: You don't remember?!

Reason for existence:

Comments:
ANDY!!!! It has been a long time since I visited your site.. what wonderful news. :) I just want you to know that you deserve all the happiness in the world! Hold onto her tightly and never let those amazing feelings die. *hugs*
10/22/03 5:07 PM
Oscar (jarlsb@aol.com)
From: Montville

Reason for existence:
hairballs!!!

Comments:
hmmm...Ozzie is not eating and I love to barf on light coloured carpeting!!
10/21/03 6:32 PM
Lizz (Livetobuyshoes@cs.com)
From: My apartment, duh!

Reason for existence:
Um, I just need to have MORE shoes than Barbara

Comments:
Dude. I had NO idea. Thought you were just the guy who came to fix my computer. Huh, who knew, there was ALL THIS, as well!
9/19/03 10:36 AM
Pea-Nuttz (littlepiglet_420@msn.com)
From: G-wood, SC

Reason for existence:
I Just Wanna Know

Comments:
What kind of noise an oyster makes?

SOMEBODY ANSWER ME!

8/28/03 6:26 PM
Oscar the cat (jarlsb@aol.com)
From: out west

Reason for existence:
to one day sleep with the bipeds

Comments:
oh god...she's back and I'm still being potty trained!! Have I not suffered enough under the latexed glove of the kittie proctologist!! Now they are shoving poop meds down my throat and it seems that I can never leave the "box" area to conquer the house...
8/2/03 11:19 PM
Keelie (keelie-savoy@excite.com)
From: tennessee

Reason for existence:
To make this journey matter

Comments:
Andy, I enjoyed our chat and couldn't wait to see this site. Thank you for sharing it with me. No, I've never seen a guy on rollerblades playing a guitar outdoors until now. You didn't tell me what a hunk you are! It appears you should be on stage instead of playing with computers. Glad you're not married....maybe I have a chance! The Unforgettable Keelie
7/31/03 10:53 AM
Debra (enchanting2@hotmail.com)
From: The Other New Brunswick

Reason for existence:
SUN!!

Comments:
OMG!! You cut your hair! Wow, looks good :)
7/9/03 5:51 AM
Drew
From: Cleveland

Reason for existence:
dirty jokes and beer

Comments:
From the AP wire: 'Cleveland, Ohio announced today that the city has developed nuclear weaponry, and no longer wishes to hear any more jokes.'
7/2/03 6:08 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
Tigers don't *need* reasons for existence.

Comments:
I think you should call it "Flaming Panties Live from Cleveland".
6/23/03 10:30 PM
Me (anna0212@epix.net)
From: ur crazy friend

Reason for existence:
to help others!

Comments:
I like ur site... u did a lot of changes to it since the last time I was here. I can't find ur #... email it to me...my friends and I want to take a ride to NJ and hang out with u... or maybe u can come see my new apt. Talk to u soon.
=-)
6/23/03 5:49 PM
your secret admirer (woobie70@hotmail.com)
From: wouldn"t u like to know

Reason for existence:
to meet someone like u! =-)

Comments:
Hi cutie! We have a mutual friend and I just wanted to introduce myself. Talk to you soon.
=-)
Me

the email is real, so email me

cool site!

6/13/03 2:37 PM
T-GAR the terrible (saugulis@comcast.net)
From: earth

Reason for existence:
to live, and eventually to die.

Comments:
I would like to use this month's word in a sentence : I had to deprecate so hard I almost broke the damn toilet flushing away the massive, brown log that...oh, wait. That's defecate. Let's see...deprecate...that's too hard. I know...the longer my crap stays in the bowl,it deprec...SHIT this is hard! I gotta get back to y'all on this one...
6/3/03 11:53 PM
Kim N. (zanyk@hotmail.com)
From: Canada

Reason for existence:
good question. it's all relative.. lol. to offer compliments to and works by A

Comments:
hey Andersen,
just wanted to compliment you on your website. it's cool and really great!
i enjoyed reading some of your thoughts and writing/ works on here. =-)
i look forward to exploring this site and more of its contents in the near future. ttyl.

~kim

6/3/03 6:18 AM
Debra (enchanting2@hotmail.com)
From: Canada

Reason for existence:
to find the sun...

Comments:
Hey Andy, I'm just letting you know that I'm visiting your site, cause I promised you I would. :) Just thinking of you... that's all. *hugs*
5/9/03 8:32 AM
Mike (2 many 2 list)
From: Somewhere in time

Reason for existence:
Waiting for the Matrix to re-boot.

Comments:
The Matrix is currently using Windows XP, so it may be a while.

Hush hush! Keep it down now! Voices carry!

5/8/03 3:40 PM
Bomb the Diaperheads (BombThe@Diaperheads.com)
From: Bomb the Diaperheads

Reason for existence:
Bomb the Diaperheads

Comments:
Bomb the Diaperheads!
5/6/03 1:19 PM
Aimee Mann
From: 'Til Tuesday, remember them?

Reason for existence:
To be constantly undermined by the recording industry

Comments:
All right, enough with the unauthorized use of my photographs, tough guy. Consider this a cease-and-desist.
5/2/03 9:24 AM
Debra (enchanting2@hotmail.com)
From: Canada

Reason for existence:
to read your emails :)

Comments:
As per your request, I made a visit to your site to view the changes. Looks great babycakes! *smooch*
5/2/03 7:46 AM
Kat (blah)
From: here

Reason for existence:

Comments:
wow this site is really gay, like me
4/8/03 12:03 PM
6 (kangelone@foxandfoxllp.com)
From: The Pneumatic One

Reason for existence:
Just to be ME!

Comments:
Hello - just saying hi to my ol' roomie and my boopster!
3/26/03 2:18 PM
6 (kangelone@foxandfoxllp.com)
From: Kimberly Angelone

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Just saying hi! Haven't signed in a while! Hi to my ozzy-boo too! I miss you little pumpkin pie!
3/23/03 8:02 PM
Rollie Fingers
From: Chickasaw County

Reason for existence:
Just because, alright?!

Comments:
When did Bush shave off his little mustache?
3/17/03 8:55 PM
6 1/2

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Save Iraq!...Bomb France with leftist pain in the asses
3/14/03 11:39 AM
Comet (comet@schoenly.com)
From: Space?

Reason for existence:
To outdo Ajax

Comments:
Thanks for putting my pic in the Gallery!
3/7/03 7:37 PM
Oscar
From: out west

Reason for existence:
hairballs

Comments:
no, there was no cat involved, it was a female biped with cold rubber gloves and a jar of vaseline ::shudder::they say I'm going again in a few weeks...help me, I think I'm liking it!!!
3/6/03 10:36 AM
Ozzy the Cat (ozzy@andersensilva.com)
From: Somewhereset

Reason for existence:
Ego, pure ego

Comments:
Ohhh, do they, really? Might be time to start working after all... Though snapping the rubber gloves will be difficult without opposable thumbs.
3/6/03 10:15 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
To be put upon

Comments:
They let cats become proctologists? Wow....
3/3/03 11:44 AM
Oscar
From: out west

Reason for existence:
catnip...

Comments:
Need help from the cat mafia...suffered indignities beyond your wildest dreams. Ever been to a cat proctologist? Twice? What were they thinking!!
2/23/03 2:14 PM
your sister (gsilva@westex.org)
From: far away

Reason for existence:
coffee and chocolate...

Comments:
...just thought that this might apply to your commute in the morings...

Sign on railroad station:

These railroads are subject to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: Position and Velocity of a given train can not be specified at the same time.

2/12/03 4:18 AM
your sister (gsilva@westex.org)
From: have not figured that out yet

Reason for existence:
torturing teenagers with science...

Comments:
No Aimee Mann tix here but Tori Amos next month should be fun, no? Anyway, how is it that you find Aimee Mann tix? Someone wants to know...
2/1/03 12:32 PM
Ozzy the Cat (ozzy@andersensilva.com)
From: Somerset, NJ

Reason for existence:
Someone's got to do it.

Comments:
My condolences to the family of the recently deceased member of the Cat Mafia. It is always a sad day when a defender of felinity passes, but we who remain must rally to the cause...
1/24/03 1:07 PM
Dodi the Sneak (basetdog@aol.com)
From: Delawanna

Reason for existence:
catnip...

Comments:
The mafia is falling apart...don Bobo has a cold and Louie the Limp is fighting an infection in his mouth along with some nasty shedding...we need to join forces with other felines...calling all cats...calling all cats...
1/15/03 10:53 AM
THE OLD ROOMIE (CHEEEARITE@AOL.COM)
From: NUTLEY WHERE ANDY LEFT ME

Reason for existence:
TO JUST BE

Comments:
JUST SAYING HI AND PASSING ON THROUGH! XOXOXOXO
1/10/03 2:40 PM
(anotomiss) (hht96@yahoo.com)
From: ????????

Reason for existence:
4 me to ask a question.

Comments:
is it normal that my parents or parent has books, magazines, 9 vitios or naked women & sex?
12/30/02 8:08 AM
Debra (enchanting2@hotmail.com)
From: New Brunswick Canada

Reason for existence:
Still trying to figure that out..... any suggestions?

Comments:
I just want to tell you how much I enjoy being entertained by your site... and you. :) *wink* Hey, I was just sitting here in the log cabin wondering if you have you cleaned out that closet yet? :) Just leaving you something sweet to think about. *hugs*
12/18/02 8:00 AM
Keanu

Reason for existence:
Excellent Adventures

Comments:
Most excellent writings Ozzy!
12/18/02 7:59 AM
Bruce Brown

Reason for existence:
Endless Summer

Comments:
Dude, finally journal entries worth reading. Hang ten Ozzy!
12/10/02 11:31 AM
Ozzy the Cat (ozzy@andersensilva.com)
From: Somerset, NJ for the nonce

Reason for existence:
Being the bane of Chloe's existence

Comments:
A missing limb, eh? I don't know that I have quite the plastics necessary to make a prosthetic, but Rocky or Raul could probably, er, 'find' an extra flesh-and-blood leg somewhere... Maybe my old classmate Dr. Katz would be willing to attach one, should one fall into our laps... so to speak.
12/9/02 3:30 PM
Don Bobo
From: Delawanna

Reason for existence:
catnip

Comments:
Calling all cats...calling all cats...a crucial member of the cat mafia has returned from a trip with a missing limb. Send all possible catnip to the mafia headquarters. Chubby is now known as Louie the Limp, Dodi the Sneak has become the primary bodyguard to him. Any cat with information on a prosthetic limb, please reply...
11/19/02 8:44 AM
Michael (mla1073@optonline.com)
From: NJ

Reason for existence:
don't know yet

Comments:
Just say no to the death penalty!
10/23/02 6:14 PM
Bruiser (basetdog@aol.com)
From: Delawanna

Reason for existence:
belly rubs and nose kisses

Comments:
Happy Mole Day!!!!
10/19/02 9:50 PM
Rhonda (rhondam822@msn.com)
From: Rhonda

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Checking out the pic. from my B-day
10/15/02 1:37 PM
brattt (dymonds1106@yahoo.com)
From: someplace

Reason for existence:
who knows

Comments:
Cool pics from your little trip! Have a nice day! Oh today is a leopard velvet day!
10/7/02 11:38 AM
Nosli
From: Dresden

Reason for existence:
to make you laugh aloud

Comments:
"Mmmmommy? Why Ccan't I Go Ttttrick-Or-Ttttrreating?"
Your Child And The Ugly Truth About Stuttering
9/30/02 1:38 PM
brattt (nah!!!!!)
From: depends on who wants to know

Reason for existence:
because I am me!

Comments:
hey there andy pandy... I hope that your birthday was a fun one and that there are many more to come... Stay sweet!
9/23/02 8:34 PM
Rhonda (rhondam822@msn.com)
From: Rhonda

Reason for existence:
showing the kids your pics.

Comments:

9/17/02 8:39 AM
Kliban Cat
From: Marin County

Reason for existence:
See Below

Comments:
Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet
9/17/02 8:34 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
To be put upon

Comments:
I had everything under control on Sunday night, but you made me leave the mousie alone. You shooed me out of the family room and even put a chair up against the door so I couldn't get in (I'm assuming that wasn't to keep the *mousie* from opening the door). So when the mousie ran across my paws last night, I left him alone, based on getting yelled at the night before. So. Make up your minds about mousie protocol, because it's not faaaaiiir....

9/10/02 2:49 PM
Andy (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Somerset, NJ

Reason for existence:
To annoy people like #6

Comments:
Ah, well, someday you'll grow up and learn how to integrate yourself with society, kid... or not.
9/10/02 1:48 PM
6 (millenniumlwfl@aol.com)
From: orlando

Reason for existence:
I was born to hate you

Comments:
THis is the stupid EST shit in existence I dont know if I spelled that right but I do know that after looking at pictures of your life you should reallly just off yourself you make me love my life more you peice off shit nice pics
9/5/02 10:42 AM
Simonya Popova (spopova@si.com)
From: Uzbekistan

Reason for existence:
John Wertheim and to win the US Open!

Comments:
Hey Kournikova!
C-ya! Wouldn't want to b ya!
8/26/02 11:49 AM
Andersen Silva (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Somerset, NJ

Reason for existence:
What makes you think I exist?

Comments:
You never let me kiss your boo while we were living together. ;P
8/23/02 10:51 AM
Hey It's Yer Ol Roomie! (kangelone@ravingreenberg.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
Just passing by - saying hi!

Comments:
KISS MY BOO FOR ME! I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!
8/16/02 11:44 AM
Chloe
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
To keep Ozzy in check

Comments:
Andy wasn't driven to Insanity. Andy came here to Hub City.
8/10/02 7:20 PM
Michael (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
If I knew, do you think I'd be here?

Comments:
Well well well, my sister finally drove Andy to insanity. He left so fast, I can still see the skid marks in the parking lot.
8/3/02 9:01 AM
brattt (dymonds1106@yahoo.com)
From: boring work

Reason for existence:
I don't think there is one today.

Comments:
hey I just wanted to say that you brighten my day when I am sad or down and that you make me laugh when I need to.. Thank you for being you.. You're a great friend... gee will you be a great husband?? I wonder...LOL
7/24/02 11:21 AM
The Pneumatic One (kangelone@ravingreenberg.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
I'm Adrian's gothic chic

Comments:
conserve water - drink beer. hahahahahaha
7/8/02 10:09 AM
Concerned Citizen
From: New Jersey

Reason for existence:
The Truth

Comments:
Rev Eddie Torres and The Heart of New Jersey LLC have sued the State of NJ in a bid to bar the teaching of evolution. Before you assume they will fail, know that they have already succeded in having a Bible studies elective added to the Camden public school curriculum. Just taking an interest...
6/19/02 7:17 PM
Mikie (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
Mikie likes it!

Comments:
Come on people! It's getting really dead in here! Join the crowd! (Even though the crowd seems to consist of only me)
5/3/02 2:07 PM
Bud Wizer (lookin4alife@andersensilva.com)
From: Yeastenhopps

Reason for existence:
To piss off M.A.D.D. members

Comments:
If you're not wasted, the whole day is!
5/3/02 2:03 PM
Mike Rafone (somebody@shootme.com)
From: The Matrix

Reason for existence:
I do not exist

Comments:
Conserve Water, Drink BEER!!
4/19/02 1:46 PM
bratt
From: a place without sun!

Reason for existence:
just because!

Comments:
The pics from the museum were pretty funny and almost life like. They looked too good in some cases... Nice squeeze you gave Madonna! Although it looked as if Prince would have liked the same squeeze..LOL
4/11/02 11:07 AM
Chloe
From: a lonely existence

Reason for existence:
to proclaim 'It's not fair'

Comments:
Where is everybody? I'm bored.
4/1/02 11:23 AM
Pam (hanikeson@yahoo.com)
From: dont you know by now??

Reason for existence:
you!! aww, arent I sweet??

Comments:
You have a great little website here, I'm not real sure why I'm signing this again. hehe. When you become famous you better come to Kentucky.. OR else.. ::devilish grin::, I'm expecting front row center tickets, PLUS, backstage passes! You better remember me Mr. Silva!
3/28/02 8:05 AM
Barbara
From: The State

Reason for existence:
Mainframes

Comments:
I am confused. If you want people to visit Foogar.com, why don't you promise to kill a french poodle when they *do* visit the site?
Just taking an interest...
3/28/02 4:17 AM
Andy, the twerp (a_cool_site_is@andersensilva.com)
From: right here, right now

Reason for existence:
Um... punk rock?

Comments:
Hey, Dubya, I got yer evil axis right HERE... Heh-heh-heh! Y'know, if you keep it up, you just might get your very own page on Foogar.com. Hmmm...
3/26/02 3:47 PM
George W. Bush (GWB@AxisOfEvil.com)
From: Washington, DC

Reason for existence:
To stare blankly and wave

Comments:
Hey you twerp! I see you have placed my likeness on that new site, Foogar.com! You think it's funny, huh? Well let me tell you...you and that other idiot, Steve, are now on the FBI's most wanted list. I don't care how felicitous EITHER of you are, you are going down. You 2 are my new Axis Of Evil, so watch it!! Now, let me get back to downloading some more porn...
3/19/02 10:33 PM
Angel "Angle" (Halo274@aol.com)

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Hey Andy! Thanks for adding me to the web page!! Cool site. My friend Amanda and I were checking it out at work. It was nice meeting you on Sunday!
3/17/02 8:04 PM
pam (hanikeson@yahoo.com)
From: kentucky

Reason for existence:
who knows.

Comments:
hey andy! i love your site. you sexy man!
3/4/02 6:56 AM
zerocl (vetpal@mail.ru)
From: russia

Reason for existence:

Comments:
So ...i just visited guestbook, andy:))
3/1/02 11:42 AM
the Webmaster (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
Getting rid of food

Comments:
Hey, does the guestbook still work? Guess I'm about to find out! Hello there, cinammon dollar...! :)
2/25/02 9:41 AM
Barbara
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
Um, hang on, I know this one...

Comments:
If they can send one member of *NSYNC into space, why can't they send them all?
2/14/02 8:27 PM
Bill Loni (aint@tellinyou.com)
From: Oscar Mayer

Reason for existence:
To compliment Mustard and Rye Bread

Comments:
Just a bunch of Bologna
2/14/02 3:10 PM
cinnamon dollar
From: the deepest part of the ocean

Reason for existence:
to make sugarplum smile!

Comments:
Happy Valentine's Day sugar bear!
I am honored and you know what I mean by that!
You're in my thoughts there Charlie Brown! But you're way cuter then he is !LOL
Have a great day!
luv cinnamon dollar!
2/13/02 10:45 AM
Kim

Reason for existence:
picking my nose and farting at night in my sleep.

Comments:
8-)
2/5/02 3:13 PM
Ed Crow (emerald_darkcrow@yahoo.com)
From: The salts of the earth.

Reason for existence:
My parents had sex, and here I am!

Comments:
Damn, I didn't mean to kill the Caption That Photo! I guess it would be better if it was a real picture (no offense).
Try www.ilovebacon.com it's one of my favorites for wacky pictures!
www.sistertaffy.com
2/2/02 7:12 PM
Giggles

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Hi Fleet! Long time no see. I hope all is well. We'll have to go play some more trivia soon. PIX!!!!!
1/27/02 5:56 PM
Michael (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nevada Boxing Commission

Reason for existence:
Humans don't kill their defective offspring.

Comments:
If Rose McGowan looks like a monkey, then I want to live in the zoo!
1/19/02 6:01 PM
Judy (nancynjo@aol.com)

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Hi Hamster,
John told me you had my pic in here.Seems like a million years ago. Hope you are well

Judy
1/16/02 4:21 PM
Teeeee-Garrrrrrrr (tgar@websiteofdeath.net)
From: Uranus

Reason for existence:
Unrelenting masturbation.

Comments:
1. This month's word is also the name of a carpet cleaner. I use it all the time to remove certain stains fr-- umm, nevermind.
2. Certs: Is it still two mints in one?
3. I was afraid that when George Dubya fell down, he might have suffered brain damage. Then I realized that one needs a brain to begin with for that to occur.
4. My ass REALLY itches. 'Scuse me while I scratch it.
5. OK...better.
6. GO RAIDERS!
1/14/02 2:15 PM
You may call me, Fnord! (emerald_darkcrow@yahoo.com)
From: The Apple Corps

Reason for existence:
I like things.

Comments:
http://www.reemco.com/
1/14/02 11:21 AM
Kim

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Rose McGowan looks like a monkey. We both need tits and a new hair do.
1/12/02 7:45 AM
the ever-lovin' Webmaster (ohjeezitsHIMagain@andersensilva.com)
From: two steps behind you, and coming up fast

Reason for existence:
to abuse Kim (hey, she likes it!)

Comments:
Rose McGowan is no dog! And Zeta-Jones is attractive, but don't believe the hype. Hey, T-GAR, Skinny tells me he knows what your bologna's first name is... Heh-heh-heh! We'll see how long Kim's hair stays black this time...
1/8/02 11:30 AM
Kim (angelk@ravingreenberg.com)

Reason for existence:
To try to look cute

Comments:
Adrian! Rose McGowan is a dog! Catherine Zeta-Jones, now there's a beautiful brunette!
My hair is black again, by the way, and it's staying this way.
1/5/02 9:27 AM
Michael (mangelone@outdrs.net)
From: US of A

Reason for existence:
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness

Comments:
STOP GUN CONTROL! ...because freedom is a terrible thing to waste!
12/31/01 2:38 PM
Adrian Dune (adriandune@yahoo.com)
From: www.mark-13.com

Reason for existence:
M,S, and F

Comments:
speaking of brunettes....I got two words for ya....
Rose McGowan....sluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppp, mmmmmmmmmm
12/28/01 1:58 PM
Kim
From: Outerspace

Reason for existence:
for andy to abuse me

Comments:
at least i look like i'm from outerspace in that picture!!!!
12/28/01 1:52 PM
T-Gar The Terrible (tgar@websiteofdeath.net)
From: A hole in the ground

Reason for existence:
To live a short, uneventful life, then die.

Comments:
1. Message to Gorton's : Your fish sticks made me ill.
2. Be or not to be.
3. Can anyone out there tell me how to remove a painful bunion?
4. My baloney has a first name, but I'll be DAMNED if I'm telling you guys!
5. My sack is killing me.
12/28/01 12:13 PM
Ted (ttarant@bellatlantic.net)
From: Another Planet

Reason for existence:
to bother you, and get the great help you have always given me!

Comments:
Thank you once again for all your help. In many ways you have been an inspiration to me, and you don't even know it.
You should have a safe, happy, and healthy NEW YEAR.
All my best to you and your family,
Ted
12/20/01 4:37 AM
Andersen (eat@andersensilva.com)
From: another place, another time

Reason for existence:
pointing out some more of God's greatest mistakes

Comments:
Um... riiight...
12/19/01 3:44 PM
Kim Andy's Roommate (angelk@ravingreenberg.com)
From: Nutley same place as Andy

Reason for existence:
To Bust Andy's Chops

Comments:
Redheads are worse. At least blondes are dumb and have no idea what's going on. Redheads are nasty and aloof. Dark haired girls like myself and Barbara are the best. We are smart and we know what's going on in the world. We fucking rule. But we're your sisters, so we have to find you a nice dark haired girl who you can sleep with. gagagagaggagagagagagagaga
12/19/01 3:38 PM
Kimberly (angelk@ravingreenberg.com)

Reason for existence:

Comments:
just saying hi
12/17/01 7:28 PM
Andy ("Fleet") (eat@andersensilva.com)
From: Nutley, NJ, USA

Reason for existence:
to be a punching bag for blondes, I think

Comments:
Seriously, maybe it's time to move on to redheads. I wonder if Nicole Kidman's still available... Hey, T-GAR, I'm glad you like the captioning thing; I agree that it's pretty cool, and I thank Barbara for the idea. No, it's not wrong for you to hope that the Taliban get hold of Geraldo, but I'm afraid it's too late for that. Maybe Islamic Jihad will get him, though, or Hezbollah... A mullet, Matt? I don't know that I had a mullet, exactly... lol OK, those of you who read the guestbook but don't bother to SIGN it, well, SIGN it. I know you're out there... :P
12/13/01 2:06 PM
El Pollo Loco (leaderofthechickens@yahoo.com)
From: The Legion Of Dancing Carrots

Reason for existence:
I am the leader of the chickens!

Comments:
Click the above link!
Click the above link!
Click the above link!
That is all.
-END-
12/5/01 2:11 PM
T-GAR, Lord of all angry animals (greatangryrabbit@home.com)
From: You know where..you have to ask?

Reason for existence:
To eat, drink, and be merry. Yeah right.

Comments:
1.This month's word... it's foreign to me. I'm angry all the time.
2. Liking the "caption that photo" segment. keep 'em coming!
3. huh huh....I said "coming"...huh huh...
4. Now I know why my satellite dish was only picking up old Buffalo Bills games from the '70s. OJ you scumbag!
5. Wet hair. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
6. Is it wrong for me to hope the Taliban gets a hold of Geraldo Rivera?
7. Pardon my second addition...I misspelled "Geraldo".
12/5/01 2:08 PM
T-GAR, Lord of all angry animals (greatangryrabbit@home.com)
From: You know where..you have to ask?

Reason for existence:
To eat, drink, and be merry. Yeah right.

Comments:
1.This month's word... it's foreign to me. I'm angry all the time.
2. Liking the "caption that photo" segment. keep 'em coming!
3. huh huh....I said "coming"...huh huh...
4. Now I know why my satellite dish was only picking up old Buffalo Bills games from the '70s. OJ you scumbag!
5. Wet hair. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
6. Is it wrong for me to hope the Taliban gets a hold of Gerald Rivera?
12/5/01 11:54 AM
Matt, again (the_living_rag@yahoo.com)
From: This physical plane of existence

Reason for existence:
Well, it all starts when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Comments:
Drink River Horse™!
Yum!
12/5/01 11:40 AM
Matt (emerald_darkcrow@yahoo.com)
From: I'd rather not say.

Reason for existence:
To perplex and cause confusion.

Comments:
Whoa! Andy used to have a mullet! X^D
I had no idea...
11/28/01 3:04 PM
"Lady" Guinevere (Camelot@knightsville.com)
From: Camelot of course

Reason for existence:
Heaven help Parks in Nutley

Comments:
since reviewing all of I have to admit that "T-GAR" has a certain masculine attraction to the opposite gender. Seemingly it appears he is able to wiggle his ears and contort the body into some interesting positions, the eyes appear a little sneaky though... Now Ozzy, if you and Alex quit sleeping so much I do believe you both together could make minced rabbit patties out of T-Gar which would be very yummy for you both...
11/24/01 10:25 PM
the Webmaster (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: the Web (duh)

Reason for existence:
It's something to do with chocolate, that's all I know.

Comments:
Yes, chica, lately you are the only android signing the guestbook. lol Ah, well, there's still plenty of bandwidth left... I'm sure T-GAR will be back in here one of these days. And maybe Rollie. ;)
11/24/01 6:18 PM
Guinevere (milady@andersensilva.com)
From: Camelot

Reason for existence:
To find out all about the Blonde in Nutley

Comments:
okay, it's this way: Feathers McGraw is back inside according to the Webmaster of this site. Was totally taken aback by my feathered friend surviving the U.S. and Canadian Postale with strip searches and such... head moves, wings flapping, feet sort of shuffling along, nice white belly, his height is rather dubious at 6" though in retrospect he is exactly the right size for me. I will definitely keep his warm and cuddly body close to mine... BLONDES DO HAVE THE MOST FUN!!!
Hey Chico, does no android write in this guest book other then me?
11/21/01 3:09 PM
Guinevere (camelot@andersensilva.com)
From: Camelot

Reason for existence:
Merlin the Magician has brought Fate to mi corazon...

Comments:
Really like music so while graham cracker base is cooking oh make that baking, whatever... I have burned a CD with all your songs heh-heh well all that I could find listed. Really, really, really like melody of first one though es la voz que hace realmente el corazon se funde....
11/20/01 4:13 PM
Guinevere (milady@camelot.com)
From: The Land of Camelot

Reason for existence:
Osculating with a certain Sir Lancelot

Comments:
Pert Plus huh, naturally to give a proper head massage one must have all the ingredients including the head inwhich to perform such a task ohhhh and do not forget the conditioner, as it should be of a smooth soft and silky substance if one was requested to give a proper head massage....Insofar as osculating I do believe around the first week of December in a nearby airport this procedure could commence without further ado, what say you Sir Lancelot?
11/19/01 12:39 PM
Kim (angelk@ravingreenberg.com)
From: You know by now

Reason for existence:
????????????????????????

Comments:
hi ANA! got your message! hope you are feeling better - that is quite a tragedy. you are in my prayers. hope to meet you soon!

xo - KIM

11/16/01 8:41 PM
Cubana (engraved in mind by now )
From: where else

Reason for existence:
Osculating Lancelot!

Comments:
Gotta like that word, it certainly has some very interesting aspects and deserves an extensive exploration with a certain "Knight"......Might take a week-end or two.....Are you into purchasing stock from American or Canadian airlines??? ciao
11/16/01 8:18 PM
Ana (Andy has it)
From: Canada

Reason for existence:
Visiting Lancelot before the end of the year!

Comments:
Kim, this is the only way I know of to say thank you for your thoughts. Andy had passed on your thoughts to me and even though we have yet to meet I wanted you to know I appreciated your thoughts. I would have liked to have met you and hope that this will soon be possible. Ana
11/9/01 11:01 AM
Kim (angelk@ravingreenberg.com)
From: Kim's house

Reason for existence:
i have no idea, especially today

Comments:
hello. just checking in. ozzy says hello too. not much else to say. bye.
11/4/01 4:28 PM
Mike Tyson (mtyson@nevadaboxingcommission.com)
From: Nevada

Reason for existence:
Ears is tasty!

Comments:
Hey Shady! Leave muh man Matt alone, or watch your ears!
10/29/01 8:08 PM
Ana (Ana'sknighthasit)
From: Canada via Cuba

Reason for existence:
To be presented to court with her Knight

Comments:
Mi Caballero tiene una personalidad hermosa, un entibiar corazon y es un kisser fantastico y da espalda erótica maravillosa frota!!!!
10/26/01 1:41 PM
Chica aka Anamaria (youhaveit@nutley.com)
From: Canada

Reason for existence:
el chuchicheo en la oreja correcta

Comments:
Wheeeee
10/26/01 10:42 AM
Slim Shady?
From: Earth?

Reason for existence:
Procreation?

Comments:
I love the shot of Joe Havasy. Looks like a real criminal, that one! Now, that Matt Babula guy... He looks like he should be teaching kindergarten!
10/19/01 10:32 AM
Chica (You know it)
From: the North End of North America

Reason for existence:
To pay back tickles!

Comments:
on the Most Wanted List.......the one in the lower right hand corner can be removed as interrogation is not completed to my satisfaction....Was not in here last night or I would have left mensaje
10/17/01 6:33 PM
Chloe (poorchloe@andersensilva.com)
From: Hub City

Reason for existence:
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about

Comments:
I'm visitor number 2000! Do I get treats or anything?
10/17/01 1:41 PM
Matt! (emerald_darkcrow@yahoo.com)
From: Fnord

Reason for existence:
Existing

Comments:
Hey! I like the picture of the Russian Orthodox church in Garfield, in the Artistic Shots. And that little tiny frame with the menu bar thingy is really difficult to use if the window is not maximized. Just to let you know.
10/13/01 9:38 AM
Ana (Youhaveit)
From: Canada

Reason for existence:
Not to clean up after floods

Comments:
My bar will not let me into other things like Writing, Music Gallery.....so how come chico????
10/9/01 10:35 AM
Chica (chicas email)
From: Chica

Reason for existence:
To visit NYC & NEW JERSEY VERY SOON

Comments:
Hey that's a Canadian Mallard in that foto Chico!!
10/7/01 12:10 AM
Skinny the Foo (skinny_the_foo@andersensilva.com)
From: an Apple iBook, at the moment

Reason for existence:
Hedonism, pure hedonism

Comments:
OK, I've been asked to clear a few things up. Andersen's hair color, boring as it is, is natural; there are no methods used to achieve it. The only thing added to it is Pert Plus shampoo, and not often enough if you ask me. Kimberly's hair is dark again, and that IS thanks to a bottle. And my overachieving friend Ozzy is not responsible for these last few posts in his name; there is an impostor afoot. Also, Mr. Springer, when you ask, "What next?" are you inquiring about the next Vitriol, or are you interested in more prophecies by the great seer Anderdamus? Heh-heh-heh...
10/6/01 11:17 PM
Ozzy (ozzyandharriet@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
To remind bipeds they are human

Comments:
Hair color titration. The kind that produces realistic hair color. The kind any beauty school grad knows about.
10/6/01 7:46 PM
Jay Springer (j2842965@erols.com)
From: Somerset

Reason for existence:
Capricious Fate, etcetera

Comments:
As regards latest vitriol (I realize things may have changed post-Sept.11), interestingly prophetic all things considered. What next?
10/6/01 2:53 PM
Silvaburg Delawanna Bruiser (basetdog@aol.com)
From: Heaven (aren't all pups?)

Reason for existence:
to make everyone fall in love with me!!

Comments:
What type of titration are we speaking of? Volumetric, gravimetric or coulometric titrimetry? Perhaps a back titration? What are you titrating against? I am unclear...
10/6/01 8:26 AM
Ozzy (ozzymandias@hotmail.com)
From: an unappreciative home

Reason for existence:
I am the very model of a modern major general

Comments:
Don't be fooled O Plumber! Unless you use DNA testing, the haircolor and the methods used to achieve it are identical. Of course, the chemical proportions and titration differ. Well, no matter, I am just glad that my hair is no longer being called to blame for the occasional befouling of our premises.
10/6/01 8:18 AM
The Plumber
From: Leadville

Reason for existence:
Good sanitiation makes life better

Comments:
Well, I could tell it was hers becuase of the peroxide content.
10/6/01 8:16 AM
Ozzy (ozzy@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
Obvious!

Comments:
Fine comment Plumber, but how could you distinguish her blonde hair from his blond hair? Aside from the 'e' that is.
10/6/01 8:12 AM
The Plumber
From: Leadville

Reason for existence:
The health of the nation!

Comments:
Funny that Miss Angelone should mention cleaning up after Mr Silva, considering how much of her hair I have been paid to remove from the drains at the Nuthouse...
10/3/01 10:57 AM
Kim (ANGELK@RAVINGREENBERG.COM)
From: Nutley (where else???)

Reason for existence:
To clean up after Andy

Comments:
hey roomie! just bustin yer balls! See ya later!
9/30/01 12:02 PM
Ana (ana@hotmail.com)
From: Ana

Reason for existence:
para visitar hombre de guapo en NJ

Comments:
Buenas Dias Chico,
el chico guapo se olvido de darme numero de apartamento. el complejo de apartamento de mio ....dios lo que era hacer con este mensaje telefonico celular. ...thankfully que estas gente encontró usted por celular. ....what es chico apropiada de dirección
9/29/01 9:52 AM
Chica aka Ana (ana@hotmail.com)
From: Canada

Reason for existence:
Para manejar a este hombre loco

Comments:
mandandolo muchos besos en sus cumpleanos....Working on site I see from email...Love the pic...


9/25/01 11:36 AM
Bond (dymonds1106@yahoo.com)

Reason for existence:
Cause I am a funny gal!

Comments:
Hey there sugarbutton. I like the pic with you and the cat...
Big cat!Actually all the pics were interesting.
Although the one with the girl on W. 34th
street somewhat still puzzles me. But I guess you were
simply admiring her from behind...LOL
Have a great day!
Bond!
9/17/01 10:35 PM
Rose (roseotralee@aol.com)
From: my own world of existance

Reason for existence:
Too make you wonder...

Comments:
I totally agree with this month's vitriol! You are an intelligent writer. Keep up the good work!
9/17/01 9:43 PM
Antonio Castillo (ajc@mtiusa.net)
From: Atlanta, GA

Reason for existence:
Read interesting opinions in the internet... and to exist!

Comments:
Just wanted to say hello. I spent quite some time reading your toughts and checking your page. Most inspiring and interesting. I came across a message you left for an Islamic group - where I saw your url - and, that, well, that is how I got to your page.

Regards,
Tony


9/16/01 8:43 AM
Michael (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley, NJ

Reason for existence:
If all the world is a stage, somebody has to play the good guy.

Comments:
This is the world we live in! and these are the hands we give from! Use them and let's start trying! To make it a place worth fighting for!
9/15/01 2:31 PM
Michael Michael (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley, NJ

Reason for existence:
To Bomb Afghanistan and Destroy Bin Laden

Comments:
Cool Vitriol this month! It even has the words to "Human Thing" up top! TOO COOL!
9/15/01 8:42 AM
Andersen ("That's me!") Silva (It'sahumanthingIhopeyouunderstand@andersensilva.com)
From: time immemorial

Reason for existence:
Are you sure I exist...?

Comments:
Thank you, Reina. Your spelling was a little better than usual. ;) And Ana, what kind of perks were you looking for? Heh-heh...! Hmmm, signing the guestbook does entitle you to being badgered by me to sign it again from time to time...
9/14/01 9:01 PM
Reina d' Gito (ReinadeGito@migente.com)
From: Hackensack

Reason for existence:
to live and cherish every hour, minute & second.

Comments:
and make everyones a living HELL.
Such powerful words in Vitriol, hats off to you... Like the image that will forever be in my mind, nothing can fill that void. They may have "removed" a symbol of prosperity, future and status, but they have given us solidarity, hope and the hunger to show them that we will presever.
Andy... If I misspelled any words, I don't give a damn.
9/13/01 4:46 PM
Ana Rodriquez Delgado (ana@hotmail.com)
From: Canada

Reason for existence:
I like being alive!!!

Comments:
Now that I have legitimately signed into your guest book, are there any perks?
9/10/01 8:44 AM
the Webmaster (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: You should know by now!

Reason for existence:
Well, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it...

Comments:
Um, riiiiight... Too much time on yer hands there, bub? ;)
9/9/01 9:40 AM
Deddazza Doornail (ddoornail@heavenly-i-net.com)
From: Heaven

Reason for existence:
I used to be alive until I saw Martha Stewart naked and died.

Comments:
Hello my dear friends. I was once a good man with a good life. It all ended one day when Martha Stewart showed up at my front door wearing nothing but a smile. I should have practiced what I preached to my kids and not opened the door for strangers, but unfortunately I opened it anyway. When I saw Martha Stewart naked, I immediately became ill and began vomiting so violently that I choked to death. The paramedics tried to revive me, but I was DOA! I left behind my dear wife and two children. PLEASE! I ASK THAT ALL OF YOU BOYCOTT MARTHA STEWART IN MY MEMORY! THANK YOU!
9/4/01 5:34 PM
Dune (adriandune@yahoo.com)
From: Elektro/Industrial Hell

Reason for existence:
Diabolic Sonic Consumption

Comments:
DAmn all this netiquette!! fire up the cannons and nuke em all!!!!
8/30/01 9:38 AM
the REAL Ozzy (ozzy@andersensilva.com)
From: Smalltown, USA

Reason for existence:
Global domination, eventually...

Comments:
I tire of these cutesy messages being posted in my name! I refer to NO ONE as 'Mamma' or 'Pappa...' how absurd! I only deal with the Provider and the pneumatic one because it's so very difficult for a feline to obtain a dry working environment, with all the necessary utilities, on his own. It's a very simian-oriented society we live in; I plan to change that someday...!
8/30/01 8:55 AM
Ozzy
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
To be hugged, spoiled, kissed and loved all day and night!!!! BIG HUGGIES!

Comments:
HI PAPPA! HOW ARE YOU? THANKS FOR GETTING ME SOME FOOD LAST NIGHT.
8/29/01 12:19 PM
Andy Silva (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: over there --->

Reason for existence:
It was this, or oblivion. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right choice...

Comments:
On the advice of counsel (Skinny the Foo, Esq.), I have decided not to respond to the two postings below pending the outcome of the trial. I have also been advised against pointing out that using all capital letters on the Internet is considered shouting and therefore rude. So I won't point that out. But I want to. ;)
8/29/01 12:02 PM
KIMBERLY ANGELONE (ANGELK@RAVINGREENBERG.COM)
From: YOU KNOW BY NOW

Reason for existence:
TWO PEOPLE HAD SEX

Comments:
OH THERE MY LAST ENTRY IS!!! OKAY. JUST MAKING SURE. HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! HI MATT, HI JON, HI MIKE!
8/29/01 11:29 AM
Kimberly Angelone (angelk@ravingreenberg.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
?????????????????????????????????????????

Comments:
HI. I'M ANDY'S ROOMATE AND ONE OF HIS BUDDIES. E MAIL ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN A 31 YEAR OLD ITALIAN FAKE BLONDE. JUST TRYING TO MEET MEN AND IT SEEMS MORE OF YOU PASS THIS WEBSITE THAN ANY OTHER!!!! LOL

ANDY WILL TELL YOU - I'M HOT. RIGHT AND????? RIGHT? C'MON, PLEEEASE...???

8/24/01 10:53 AM
You may call me... Matt! (emerald_darkcrow@yahoo.com)
From: I'm not exactly sure about that.

Reason for existence:
Got me on this one too...

Comments:
I have nothing interesting or witty to write.
That is all.
-END-
8/21/01 8:43 AM
Andersen, of the Silva tribe (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: Nutley (no, really)

Reason for existence:
It's a private joke, sorry.

Comments:
Witchcraft? Hmmm, possibly... and I guess Massachusetts residents would know. ;) Good to see that someone has added to the guestbook...
8/21/01 7:14 AM
Helmut (achtungbaby@lalaloveplusone.net)
From: Das Helmut

Reason for existence:
Aural Blur

Comments:
it's witchcraft I tell ya'
8/9/01 11:43 AM
andromeda (salamistickinya@yahoo.com)
From: nebulus conglomerate

Reason for existence:
perpetual bliss

Comments:
looks like the sewer rat will reign supreme!!!
All Hail the sewer rat!!

8/2/01 2:08 PM
LG (dymonds1106@yahoo.com)

Reason for existence:
Because I can!

Comments:
Now I bet you would like to see Gillian and Lucy in a match with hot oil.....
Nice geek shirt!!! LOL
8/1/01 11:51 AM
OZZY THE CAT (SPOILED KITTY@FRISKIES.COM)
From: THE NUTLEY NUTHOUSE

Reason for existence:
TO BE SPOILED AND LOVED AND HUGGED AND PETTED

Comments:
HI PAPPA!
8/1/01 11:48 AM
The Pneumatic One (angelk@ravingreenberg.com)
From: Everywhere

Reason for existence:
To be cute and sexy and smile a lot

Comments:
So cute what Ozzy said about me in July 25th's entry. Isn't that the night I ripped Loud Boy a new asshole???? hahahahahhaa
7/27/01 7:24 AM
the Unappreciated SysAdmin (webmaster@aaworld.com)
From: deepinahearta Ridgefield, NJ

Reason for existence:
keeping the servers and the workstations chugging along...

Comments:
Happy Systems Administrator Appreciation Day to ME...
Happy Systems Administrator Appreciation Day to ME...
;) Ah, well.
7/19/01 1:35 AM
Earle (spacehunter999@yahoo.com)
From: Portland

Reason for existence:
AMPLIFICATION RECEPTION!!!!

Comments:
Hey, I kinda recognized the joy in now sound. I am a Frehley fan. Mean Ass Guitar, man. Keep on Rocking.
7/18/01 5:26 AM
Gisele (gpc@vialink.com.br)
From: Brazil- Rio de Janeiro

Reason for existence:

Comments:
Hi Andersen,
Nice page you've got here! I like it!
I always have fun talking to you, you are a very cool guy!
I look forward to talking to you tonight!
Take care!
Beijos!
Tchau
7/11/01 7:31 PM
Michael (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nuthouse... I mean Nutley

Reason for existence:
To give bad luck a reason for existence

Comments:
Check it out peeps! Andersensilva.com now has some cool music playing on the home page!
6/22/01 7:59 AM
Skinny the Foo! (skinnythefoo@andersensilva.com)
From: the Internet

Reason for existence:
I'm here to laugh at humanity's feeble attempts at hi-tech... ;)

Comments:
Y'know, there sure are a lot of entries here from Michaels (and an Ichael) over the last couple of days... Heh-heh. I don't think Silva is an existence counselor; if he were, he'd probably have counseled himself out of existence a long time ago. Which would probably have been a good idea! ;) Slag off, bios...
6/21/01 1:44 PM
Mike Tyson (Mike@biteoff.ear)
From: Nevada

Reason for existence:
To put my foot in yo @$$ and bite your ear off!

Comments:
I start my day with a delicious, nutritious bowl of Earios!
6/21/01 1:39 PM
Michael Angelone (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Naples, Italy

Reason for existence:
Someone has to eat the earth's leftover pasta!

Comments:
I was walkin' home and I stepped in a pile of shhhhh..............aving cream!
6/20/01 10:43 AM
Michael (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Nutley

Reason for existence:
My creator had to use his/her defective parts somehow.

Comments:
You get bored with your hairstyle? At least you have hair to get bored with! You need to be me for a couple of days.
6/16/01 5:09 PM
Ichael Mangelone (mig116@hotmail.com)
From: Jutley, New Nersey

Reason for existence:
I haven't the SLIGHTEST!!!

Comments:
Hi Mr. Silva!! Are you an existence counselor? Perhaps you could come up with some sort of rationale for my boring life.
6/16/01 9:17 AM
LG

Reason for existence:
Pepermint patties....

Comments:
I feel the breeze flowing through my hair..
OH wait that wasn't what I was here for.....LOL
The skinny the foo story I finally finished today.
I started to read it the day you sent this to me but never finished it..
very interesting reading material.. Baby Foo's an' all..LOL
You never cease to amaze me with what you write..LOL
Take care..Sugarplum!

6/5/01 2:01 PM
T-GAR The Terrible (slaugulis@netzero.net)
From: Hell

Reason for existence:
My mom and Dad had sex 33 years ago

Comments:
Dude! Your favorite rabbit WASTREL here (had to sneak in the word of the month somehow) Like the new stuff, especially the artwork and the Jenna Bush ID. I wonder if she could use it to buy a thighmaster? the Ropers would be so ashamed! later dude...
6/2/01 10:54 AM
Jay Springer (j2842965@erols.com)
From: Hill Avenue, Somerset (familiar?

Reason for existence:
God's practical joke for January 18, 1963.

Comments:
Add to FAQ, please, "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?".
6/1/01 1:16 PM
All Hail Ceasar! (www.adriandune@yahoo.com)
From: Greater Gaul

Reason for existence:
Sonic destruction of Oerth.

Comments:
Dammit Andy, where's the porn section? Isn't that what the net is all about?
5/15/01 12:43 PM
John Masker (storm2112@aol.com)
From: Third rock from the sun

Reason for existence:
My parents were horny and forgot the rubber

Comments:
Cool site brought back a lot of memories (I was never that young!!!!!!!!!) Looking forward to picking up from 15 years ago. See ya soon
your pal,
Einstein
5/2/01 2:55 PM
Rocky (Rocky@raccoon_o_rama.com)
From: the penthouse at 4 Hill

Reason for existence:
I look really cute in a mask

Comments:
I know this isn't exactly a classified section, but here goes:
Apartment Needed. Three raccoons, no pets. Prefer wooded area, top floor space. Indoor plumbing not important if there is a nearby stream. Prefer area with twice weekly garbage collection and easy access to hardware store. Also, NO DOGS! email Rocky with offers.
4/25/01 11:32 AM
everyone's favorite Webmaster (webmaster@andersensilva.com)
From: the Nutley Nuthouse

Reason for existence:
making people use their minds on occasion

Comments:
Well, hello again, Mr. Shittstain. Yes, it has been a long time... Mustn't let that incident with the eviscerated rhinoceros drive a wedge between us. KnowhutImean? You tell those queens that they look ridiculous in pumps. Really.
4/11/01 9:53 PM
Henry Shittstain (joe.havasy@eudoramail.com)
From: Cliff ton Nieu Jirsey

Reason for existence:
raison d'etre: si vous plait fartapotomus responde toilete papir

Comments:
Wow Mr. Silver its bin wa long time hasn't it?
Hasn't it Mr. Silva?
Answer me!
Dont you do this to me! I'm seriously not going
to take this ANYMORE! You're trying to push my
buttons but I"M NOT GONNA LET YOU!!! YOU and ME
are gonna fight the BABY TOmato! and wathc out
for the LETTUCE head.

Its ok now everythings goin to be all right.
My last article in yore geust Book was
7/05/00 and before that 06/05/00
thats a co-incidence, but not as great as
the one that's going to occur when five queens
lay across the street head to foot and none
gets run over by the black and yellow chariot.

3/29/01 10:24 PM
Rhonda (rhondam822@msn.com)
From: me

Reason for existence:
you know

Comments:

3/20/01 9:20 PM
Rÿcha (rycha@ptd.net)
From: Jupiter

Reason for existence:
if you find out, tell me

Comments:
just cruisin the page, i updated your link on my site and thought it would be nice to see your ever-growing stash of new pics.
I'll have to update mine soon, new tattoo pics coming soon, later babe, Rycha
3/19/01 1:08 PM
Sammy
From: 16 Roundtop

Reason for existence:
Welcoming complete strangers to the Conway house

Comments:
:::barkbarkbark::: No, wait, I mean 'Whaddya mean you like cats better than dogs? I've tried really hard to welcome you like a long-lost friend and be a constant reminder that someone always loves you and this is the thanx I get.' :::rrrrr:::
3/17/01 6:27 PM
James Alan Springer (j2842965@erols.com)
From: 12 Hill Avenue (Sound familiar?)

Reason for existence:
God was bored, and he wanted make a slightly different statement BADLY.

Comments:
Welcome back. Nice site from what I've seen. Signing the guestbook before I check out anything else on the site. The next commentary will doubtless contain my shocked response to the other parts of the site. (My God! HE CAN'T DO THAT ON THE WEB!!) So far, so good.
3/16/01 10:18 AM
Andersen Silva (AndyS@davidbowie.com)
From: Nutley, NJ

Reason for existence:
I need a reason...?

Comments:
Hey, a completely customizable guestbook. This I like... :)