I'm always the first to point out that I'm not a graphic artist. However, that hasn't stopped me from trying...  ;)


A very early hand-drawn (maybe 'drawn' isn't the right word) Skinny the Foo.


An animated Skinny, which I made for the Web site in 2000.

 


When my fellow Toys "R" Us survivors Steve and Jon both finally got their Web on, I designed this banner to advertise the 'Web Ring... of Death!'  ;)

 


For my money, Chuck Heston's finest moment, in the movies and in real life, was his utterance of the line, "Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" Heh-heh... I put some of his NRA goons in the background and gave this to Steve for his celebrity wish list.


I was uploading some files to the Web site from my (since gone) Wintel machine when I noticed this dialog box, in the vein of the "...of Death!" series; OK, it's not really art that I designed, but it was too funny not to show ya.

 


I started drawing this face in the late '80s - early '90s; although I consider myself both a fan of nonviolence and a punk rocker, I think that walking around with flowers in your hair or screaming "Anarchy!" at the old folks are both naïve and fruitless. The face pokes fun at hippies and punkers who think they've got it all figured out. This version was done in Photoshop for my first Web site, back around '97.


I modeled not only the Hellevators' logo after the Sex Pistols (all the letters were cut out from newspapers and magazines), but also our first poster: "Never mind the Sex Pistols - here's the Hellevators"

 


The cover art (such as it was) for the Hellevators' one and only recording, the cassette-only This Is Hell... Satan Speaking, features the Devil himself just barely visible answering a phone call inside Tinsley Hall's infamous Hellevator. Heh-heh...

 


My only contribution to the "...of Death!" series during the Underground Giraffe's short run, the Lingerie... of Death! was drawn up for a flyer advertising the coming of PlayUG, a 'special' issue.  ;)


Whether or not my button jacket constitutes art is a matter of opinion, but it certainly attracts its share of attention. I don't wear it as often as I used to, but it's still around!

 


When I moved into my first apartment in Garfield, NJ in 1992, I decided to throw a house-warming party. As many of my friends worked in retail and it would be nearly impossible to pick a weekend night when they'd all be available, however, I decided to have the party span all three weekend nights, from Friday through Sunday! It was a lot of fun, with over thirty people attending in all, after getting the flyer I created which was adorned with this logo, a spin on Woodstock.

 


Idly sketched on a piece of scrap paper while my girlfriend (at the time) was making me feel like a condemned man.  ;)

 



Chicken Fingers

Two buttons I designed for two different atheist organizations on the 'Net; they parody the old Internet Explorer and Netscape Navigator buttons, respectively

Wombatman

 

She's got her daddy's brains...
On May 29, 2001, Jenna and Barbara Bush were in a restaurant in Austin, Texas, and Jenna apparently tried ordering a drink using someone else's driver's license. After doing a little digging, I found that she's actually got her own fake ID, so one wonders why she didn't just use this...


* Artwork for my original songs *